To Mummify a Chicken:
1. Unwrap supermarket chicken
4. Wash with wine
8. Double Ziploc bag, and let him rest for a while!
Now you keep an eye on him, and when you notice his salt solution around him is wet (it's sucking the moisture out of him!) then you get to open him up and change his salt for new, dry stuff. It should take about 6 weeks all together, we'll keep you posted.